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showing my new rings and subincision

Dude is really enjoying his cock sucked!

If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.

"If My Son Were Gay" - Nishat Ahmed (via sickwithsyllables)

Bringing this back for today.

(via thehandbehindthepen)

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laughingsquid:

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This is the best friend a person could ever have.
Reblog this if you have genital modifications.

reanimatedhorde:

I’ve always been curious about how many people on tumblr are part of genitalia 2.0

hotmeatmarket:

Another modified twink cock… Dunno about you all, but when I see this, I get the urge to ram my fingers down in there until the bitch howls.

Great subincision on a fat cock!

hotmeatmarket:

Another modified twink cock… Dunno about you all, but when I see this, I get the urge to ram my fingers down in there until the bitch howls.

Great subincision on a fat cock!

I don't understand why you cut a part of your penis off can you explain in a detailed way please ? :)

i did it to keep the new cut from healing closed. a subincision is cutting the urethra open for pleasure sensations

just before new cut, my subincision

just before new cut, my subincision